☢ Sketch Diary ☢
Filling In The Gaps
07/08/2026
When you both have amnesia for like 20 years of your life but not for the same ones.
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SALEM: Hey Jade, you remember most of elementary school, right?
JADE: Yeah, why?
SALEM: It's been bothering me for a few years that I can't remember any of my teachers.
JADE: Well out kindergarten teacher was Mrs. [redacted] who was really nice, 1st grade was Ms. [redacted] who was a bit stricter, then 2nd grade was Mrs. [redacted], 3rd Ms. [redacted], 4th Mrs. [redacted] who was awful, and 5th Mrs. [redacted] who was not much better.
JADE: Does that help?
SALEM: ...
SALEM: Damn this shit is real ain't it